Two bears. One baby. Zero restraint.
THIS ISA STICKER.ACT ACCORDINGLY.
A little adhesive. A massive overreach.
The bears would like a word with your wallet.
$143.00ONE STICKER.
NOT A TYPO.
NOT A BUNDLE.
NOT A TYPO.
NOT A BUNDLE.
Your desire has been forwarded to the appropriate bear.
Ask why it costs $143
BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL HERE.
Materials: negligible. Audacity: the rest.
ONLY
2 LEFT** BEARS 
ADHERES TO YOUR ENTIRE SITUATION. Quarterly
100%
STICKER
0% HELP
2 LEFT** BEARS
ADHERES TO YOUR ENTIRE SITUATION. Quarterly
Growth Bear
100%STICKER
0% HELP
* Warehouse inventory: 400,002.
Please focus on the headline.
YOUR TRUST. OUR ASSET.SATISFACTION UNDER REVIEW.THE BEARS HAVE PLANS.
Public confidence office
THAT’S THE LOOK OF VALUE.
Our youngest executive has declined to comment. We have classified this as enthusiasm.
Campaign copy: Swindy & Robeartwo.
Your pressure department.
A completely unsolicited message from the owners
WE COULD
CHARGE LESS.
BUT WHY?
The baby’s needs are modest. Ours are not. We’ve found that putting those two facts next to each other is excellent for business.
Meet the family businessA WORD FROM OUR SPOKESPERSON
…
…“EXACTLY.”
— The bears, interpreting this as a ringing endorsement.
THE BABY HAS NO IDEA WHAT A MARGIN IS.UNVERIFIED
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You have reached the bottom. We have not.